Why we should get a waffle maker
By James D.
Dear Mom and Dad,
I want a waffle maker…and here’s why. I know what you’re gonna say: “They’re too expensive!” “They’re not healthy!” “We won’t use it very much!” That is wrong because, ya know, we could just buy one on a day when they are 50% off or something. Or say, think about this, we’ve eaten waffles three of the last six mornings. Also we get to make the waffles, so we could reduce the amount of sugar or something, though I wouldn’t recommend doing that.
When can we talk about this?
Your good friend,
James D. is a Level 1 student who has a giant rubber duck collection and likes to play basketball.