By Levi W.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE HAS BEEN REDACTED FROM THE PUBLIC EYE DUE TO CRACKS CAUSED IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM SUCH AS: (REDACTED), and other anomalies.
While only the highest people in our society have been allowed to access the un-edited document, we believe you can shed some light on this mystery, considering that YOU wrote this.
Dear past self,
Look, I know the forest is a great place to escape from people, but maybe don’t go in there for a while, seeing as I got these nasty cuts from it. Anyways, I know COVID-19 has struck hard, and it is tough not to be with your friends as much anymore, but it gets better — as society opens up so will your friends. Just yesterday a “feesh” talked to me, it was weird. It said, “I MUST CONSUME ALL AND ONCE I HAVE DONE THAT THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT, NOTHING!” So that was weird.
As you can see, this seems harmless at first, but when it was read under close inspection, a time paradox was caused that summoned fifty creatures we have dubbed “talking feesh.” In conclusion, this is a very dangerous item that could potentially destroy the universe as we know it.
Levi Williams is an L2/L3-ish student that still exists… I think.